Saturday, October 8, 2011
Thanks a lot Katy
Katy Perry was having a concert. Katy Perry who loves singing songs, targeted at Tween girls, about excessive drinking and promiscuity. As if this was not bad enough she had decided to cover Madonna's Papa don't preach (a song about a frightened confused teenager who has to inform her father about her predicament). This was such an affront to mankind, not as a society but a biological organism, that it actually became a auditory virus. anyone who heard this with anything less than complete revulsion became infected with a total loss of humanity. this loss could take from a few hours to a few days to manifest itself. The result was always the same, these "fans" would loose their civilized qualities, starting with communication and fine motor skills, and in the end were to be found roaming the cities and countryside, in their slow shuffling pace, and would would fall upon anyone they found to consume their flesh. The Zombie Apocalypse had begun.
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Wow. I'm speechless. Thats something else. Did you heart about the one where your junkie pal with a criminal record called the cops on a really sweet lady who asked him for help, the same lady who has been abused by her own family her entire life, and she told him she was really close with the man upstairs, so close fact that she was literally in between the two squad cars they sent to her supposed location, but she was smart enough to go the other way around the building, then turn around and leave, you know since her child with severe food allergies was in the vehicle with her. Did you hear that one? Good thing shes moved on since then. Dumbass junkies. They'll never learn. But thats just what I heard. Theres always a slim possibility I could be wrong.
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