Thursday, January 5, 2012

The International Scourge

Technology is a wonderful thing.  The human capacity for innovation and the constant driving urge to make things bigger and better, truly this is an incredible evolutionary gift.  America has long prided itself on being the driving force in technological progress.  We have air travel across oceans and around the world.  We have the ability to send massive amounts of digital information across incredible distances in the blink of an eye.  We even have the drive to combine these two amazing technologies.


The Katy Perry broadcast blessedly short as it was, was available for streaming all over the world.  The driving development of technology allowed to also be available in the skies above.  These "Trojan Horses" then landed all over the world and unleashed death upon the unsuspecting foreign populations, not in the form of patent Mediterranean  solders, but, swarms of flesh eating soulless tweeny Katy Perry fans.

In a coup d'etat of international proportions, Ms Perry, caused the spread of the Zombie Scourge to countries all over the world so that zombie-ism was never considered a solely American epidemic.